Google’s instant search feature is a great tool, however, sometimes it works against you.
If you type certain things into the google toolbar it tries to figure out the rest of what you are going to search….
Well look below. (click to enlarge)
Jews are What???
THIS MORNING – I WOKE UP TO THIS LETTER FROM MY BLACKBERRY
PRETTY SCARY!!!!
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Dear Owner,
I’m so lucky I’m your BlackBerry!
You hold me with both hands gently as u could be.
You ensure that I am always with you.
If I fall you are afraid of my injury.
I always have your undivided attention, you get upset if others disturb our time together.
U can never forget me in a taxi & u won’t let me go unlike my old friends nokia, sony and sammy that u would proudly just hand over.
When u eat, I’m beside u. When u r on the toilet, I’m with u. When u sleep, my head is by ur pillow.
When I scream u rush and pick me up like an egg.
When I feel low, you make every effort to recharge my battery. When I am hungry, you fill me with airtime. You buy me all sorts of clothes to cover my precious skin. And if I make u feel t like a cowboy u strap me to ur waist or jeans.
Every month you ensure that you set aside the money, to buy me bundles (of love).
You upgraded me from my friends nokia, sony and sammy to a curve, bold & torch.
You rush home from work and spend quality time with me; not really bothered to make a conversation with those at home. You can sit up with me for hours and smile at me, yet I have no humanly emotions; sometimes I make u laugh that ppl think u are mad. I watch your wife/hubby or your bf/gf who envies our time together.
But dearie…
I appeal to you.
Your life is wasted because of me. Take some time, leave me aside and Sort out issues that are important to you because I may love you as much as you do love me but I’m just a blackberry, nothing more!
Kind Pings,
Your Blackberry
I think the designer of Google is having serious problems.
Compliments of David Young
When your norton anti virus software expires you are going to get a pop up warning from them. It is actually pretty funny what it says. See below. Great marketing by them. Scare you so you renew it!!!
You no Longer need photoshop – check out this new technology that has been created by some chinese students. Insert elements into a sketch and VOILA – it creats an actual picture. AMAZING.
